i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
Also i love giving each other head then making out afterwards. I d g a f!
No mean to disrespect this beautiful woman at all but we were having sex and eating gummy bears, i actually ate a gummy bear out of her vagina and it tasted like heaven. Also she gave me head with gummy bears in her mouth and said my dick tasted like candy <3 mmmmmm probably the best sex ive ever had.
My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style
this the most accurate shit